I've got some charge you can blow!
There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Your body is in screaming affluence!
I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.
Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
Didn't I see you at the Implant Station?
Let's go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Would you like to come home and audit on my e-meter?
Where have you been all my Whole Track?
Didn't we hook up in a past life?
You're so sexy that you make me exteriorize.
Weren't we married in a previous life?
I'll assign you a post, but I really don't mind if you blow it
I'd like to have her on my post.
How'd you like to pick up these cans?
I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
Congratulations, you've gone Clear... to my heart!
Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?
Want to help me get my stats up?
Let's co-audit on OT LXIX.
You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?