Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
I love a man with a raised bed.
Your doghouse or mine?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Let me roll up your rim.
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
