Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is it just me, or are you the most beautiful person in this bar?
Are you a martini? Because you're making me a little bit dirty.
I don't usually order cocktails, but I'll have a martini if you're the one making it.
Do you have a straw? Because you just made me weak in the knees.
Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I'm talking to you?
Do you have any tequila? Because I'm looking to get a little bit of salt, a little bit of lime, and a whole lot of you.
Can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer cash tips?
Are you a bartender? Because you just gave me a shot of love.
Is your dad a pirate? Because you're a treasure I've been searching for.
Are you a dolphin? Because you make me want to jump for joy.
Can I borrow your surfboard? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
Is your name Baywatch? Because you've been running in slow motion in my mind all day.
Are you a seagull? Because you've stolen my heart.
Can I be your beach ball? Because I want to bounce into your life.
Are you a tide? Because you make my heart rise and fall.
Can I be your surf instructor? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
Are you a lighthouse? Because you guide me towards happiness.
Can I be your beach fire? Because I want to keep you warm all night.
Do you have a snorkel? Because you take my breath away.
Can I be your beach breeze? Because I want to bring a refreshing change into your life.
