Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your name Shelly? Because I want to be shellfish and keep you all to myself.
Are you a seashore? Because I want to walk alongside you forever.
Are you a seahorse? Because you make my heart gallop.
Can I be your beach sunset? Because I want to paint the sky with love for you.
Are you a beach volleyball? Because I want to dive into your love.
Can I be your beach umbrella? Because I want to protect you from life's storms.
Are you a sand dune? Because you make my heart shift with every step.
Are you sunscreen? Because you're the only one I want to rub all over.
Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other's world.
Are you a prescription medication? Because I've been feeling sick without you.
Do you have an IV of charm, because you're injecting confidence into my heart.
You must be a surgeon, because you're always cutting to the chase... and my heart.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
Do you have a stethoscope, because I think we could take our relationship to the next level.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... with a fever for you.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
