Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
Do you have a medical degree in sarcasm? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome"
Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in good hands... and not just because of your medical skills.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go... including to my heart.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.
Are you a doctor? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome" and I think it's contagious.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room of life.
Are you a lure because I'm hooked on your smile.
Do you have a boat license because I want to take you for a ride.
Are you a fish with scales of gold because I'd love to reel you in.
You must be a worm because you're wriggling your way into my heart.
Do you have a fishing rod license because I want to cast my line and catch you.
Are you an anchor because you're holding me down with your charm.
Can we go on a fishing trip together... or just pretend it's one?
Do you have a net to catch my heart because I think it's in danger of being swept away.
Are you a school of fish because you're swimming in my direction.
