Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can I take you out on the lake and show you what I'm hooked on?
You must be a fishing hat because you're covering me with your charm.
Do you have a boatload of charm because I think we could navigate our way to happiness together.
Are you a fish fryer because you're cooking up some serious attraction.
Can I help you reel in the day... and maybe something more?
You must be a fishing guide because you're leading me to new waters.
Are you an ocean breeze because you're blowing me away.
Can we go on a fishing trip... without the fishing part?
You must be a fish market because you're a fresh catch!
Do you have a treasure chest of secrets because I think we could dive into each other's hearts.
Can I help you cast your worries away... and maybe mine too?
Do you have a treasure map to your heart because I think I could navigate it.
Are you an underwater explorer because you're discovering new depths with me.
Can I help you reel in the weekend... and maybe something more?
Do you have a boatload of adventure because I think we could chart some exciting territory.
Are you a fisherman's net because you're catching me off guard.
You must be an ocean wave because you're crashing into my heart.
Are you an otter? Because you're making my heart splash.
