Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Let's make this New Year's Eve unforgettable... starting with you and me.
Are you the ball dropping at midnight? Because I can't take my eyes off you.
I've made my wish for the new year, and it's standing right in front of me.
Let's skip the small talk—can we fast-forward to the midnight kiss?
Are you champagne? Because you've got me bubbling with excitement.
I don't need confetti to feel festive—you're all the sparkle I need.
My New Year's resolution? To get to know you better.
You're like the perfect New Year's toast—classy, bubbly, and making my night better.
I didn't make any plans for tonight… except to meet someone as amazing as you.
Are you the first sunrise of the year? Because you're absolutely breathtaking.
I don't need resolutions when I've already found perfection—you.
You've got me feeling like a firework—ready to explode with excitement.
Are you time? Because I wish you'd slow down so I can enjoy this moment with you.
You're my favorite way to start the new year—with someone worth celebrating.
Midnight might signal the end of this year, but I hope it's the beginning of us.
I came here for the countdown, but I'm staying because of you.
Are you glitter? Because you're leaving your sparkle all over my heart.
I wasn't expecting to find my New Year's spark tonight, but then you walked in.
This year's been good, but meeting you just made it the best one yet.
Are you ready to toast to something unforgettable—like you and me?
