Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If tonight's about leaving the past behind, let's start the new year together.
You're like a perfect countdown—exciting, thrilling, and leading to something incredible.
I don't need a resolution to know I want to spend more time with you.
My year just got a lot better, and it's because you're in it.
I'm not great at resolutions, but I promise to make you smile more this year.
Let's turn tonight into a story we'll still be talking about next year.
You're the spark I didn't know I needed to end this year right.
Are you champagne bubbles? Because you're lifting me up.
I don't need a clock to tell me it's midnight—my heart's already racing for you.
New year, same me, falling for someone as amazing as you.
Can I be your midnight toast? I'll promise to be bubbly and worth raising a glass to.
Do you believe in starting the year with a bang? Because I think we just did.
Let's not let the clock decide how tonight ends—how about we keep it going?
If you're the start of my year, I know it's going to be incredible.
I didn't expect to find a reason to celebrate beyond midnight—but here you are.
If tonight's about starting fresh, I'd love to start something with you.
Are you as excited for midnight as I am? Because I've got a kiss saved just for you.
I didn't need fireworks to feel the sparks—meeting you was enough.
Cheers to a night of new beginnings... and to you being in all of mine.
Are you an asset? Because you've increased the value of my life.
