Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you an affidavit? Because you've sworn to steal my heart.
You must be habeas corpus, because you've captured my soul and brought it to court.
Is your name Justice? Because you're what I've been searching for.
Are you voir dire? Because you're selecting all the right qualities in me.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you're making history in my heart.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
You must be a discovery document, because every detail about you is a treasure.
Are you a settlement? Because you've resolved all the chaos in my heart.
You must be a cross-appeal, because you've completely turned my heart around.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I'm ready to decide you're the one.
You must be strict liability, because I'm falling for you, no matter what.
Are you a jury verdict? Because you're unanimous perfection.
You must be a law review article, because you're so well-composed and brilliant.
You must be my opening statement, because you've set the tone for something amazing.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I'd never want anyone else but you.
You must be cross-examination, because you're asking all the right questions of my heart.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I'm around you, I'm extra cautious with my feelings.
You must be pro bono, because loving you feels like a gift.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you've completely overturned my world.
