Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
Are you a leading question? Because the answer to being with you is always yes.
You must be a witness stand, because I'd confess everything to you.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.
You must be statutory interpretation, because you bring clarity to my life.
You must be an injunction, because you've stopped me in my tracks.
Are you a bill in Congress? Because I'd vote for you every single time.
You must be arbitration, because you bring peace to my heart.
Are you burden of proof? Because I'm ready to prove I'm worth your time.
You must be a severability clause, because no matter what happens, I want you in my life.
Are you attorney-client privilege? Because everything feels safe with you.
You must be my dream case, because you're everything I've been working for.
Are you a tractor? Because you just plowed straight into my heart.
You must be fertile soil, because my heart's ready to grow something special with you.
Are you a barn? Because I want to keep all my love stored with you.
You're like a perfect crop—worth every ounce of effort.
Are you a scarecrow? Because you've got me standing still in awe.
Are you fresh produce? Because you're the pick of the season.
You're like sunshine on my farm—you brighten every corner of my life.
