Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
You must be my primary care provider, because you've become my top priority.
Are you an ENT? Because you're all I see, hear, and think about.
You must be a medical breakthrough, because you're one in a million.
Are you a lab coat? Because you make everything look professional and classy.
I don't need a second opinion—you're the only one I need.
Are you a pediatrician? Because you've got my heart feeling young and free.
You must be sterile gloves, because you're a perfect fit.
Are you a surgeon? Because you've just opened up my heart.
You're the best treatment plan I could ever hope for.
Are you a nurse? Because you just injected happiness into my life.
You must be a nurse, because you've got me feeling cared for already.
Are you saline? Because you're keeping me going.
I must be a patient, because I'm falling for the way you care.
You're like an RN—Reliable and Necessary.
Are you my vitals? Because you make my heart race.
You must be a charge nurse, because you've taken control of my heart.
Are you a bandage? Because you're healing all my wounds.
