Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be on night shift, because you've got me dreaming of you.
Are you a thermometer? Because you're heating up my heart.
You're like my favorite scrub top—soft, comfortable, and perfect.
Are you my nursing shift partner? Because we'd make the perfect team.
You must be an IV bag, because you've got me feeling hydrated and alive.
Are you a patient chart? Because I'd study you all night.
You're like a shot of adrenaline—an instant rush to my heart.
Are you a pulse ox monitor? Because you've got me at 100%.
You must be a triage nurse, because you've prioritized my heart.
Are you a call light? Because I can't stop reaching for you.
You're the best part of my 12-hour shift.
Are you a medication? Because you've got me feeling better already.
You must be a code blue, because you've got my heart racing.
You must be a bedside commode, because I can't go anywhere without thinking of you.
Are you a syringe? Because you've got me stuck on you.
You must be a crash cart, because you've revived my heart.
You're like a warm blanket from the supply room—cozy and comforting.
Are you a blood draw? Because I'm feeling lightheaded from your charm.
You're the kind of nurse who could heal anything, including my lonely heart.
Are you hand sanitizer? Because you're so refreshing to be around.
