Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like a perfect stream of water—refreshing and essential.
Are you a showerhead? Because you've just showered me with feelings.
You must be a water softener, because you've softened my hard heart.
Are you a sprinkler? Because you're making my heart bloom.
You're like a clean water supply—absolutely necessary for my happiness.
Are you a main water valve? Because you control the flow of my emotions.
You're like a perfect rainstorm—unexpected and completely refreshing.
Are you a pressure gauge? Because you've got my pulse rising.
You must be a rainwater tank, because you're capturing all my feelings.
Are you a water pump? Because you've got my heart racing.
You're the reason my heart is constantly overflowing.
Are you a shut-off valve? Because you've stopped all the pain in my life.
You must be my water meter, because I want to measure every drop of time I get with you.
Are you a hose? Because you keep everything flowing beautifully.
You must specialize in leaks, because you've opened a floodgate to my heart.
Are you my next job? Because I'd dedicate all my time to you.
You're like an emergency plumbing call—unexpected and totally worth it.
Are you overtime? Because I'd spend all my extra hours with you.
You must be a repair job, because you've fixed my broken heart.
Are you a clogged drain? Because I'm stuck on you.
