Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a volt? Because you make my heart race.
You're the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
Are you a breaker box? Because you've turned my power on.
You must be a lightning bolt, because you've struck me with love.
Are you a capacitor? Because you've stored all my love in your heart.
You must be an insulator, because you've kept me warm even through the shocks.
Are you a power source? Because you keep me energized.
You must be a light switch, because you've turned me on.
Are you a socket? Because I'm plugged into you.
You must be an ohm, because I can't resist you.
Are you an arc flash? Because you're dangerously stunning.
You're like an LED light—bright, efficient, and always dazzling.
Are you a current tester? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
You must be my electric bill, because I'd spend anything to keep you close.
Are you a wire? Because you've connected me to happiness.
You must be copper, because you're a great conductor of my affection.
Are you a wiring diagram? Because you've mapped out my heart.
You're like perfectly installed wiring—everything feels connected with you.
Are you a cable tie? Because you've secured my heart.
You must be a wiring harness, because you've brought everything together.
