Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the fire alarm went off and it wasn't even plugged in.
Your mouth is a garbage truck with the back door stuck open, and all the trash is coming out.
It's not that they're stupid, it's just that their IQ is allergic to intelligence, and their brain is currently having a severe reaction.
They're so intellectually challenged, they make a box of frozen waffles look like a think tank.
You must be a time traveler from ancient Egypt, because you're definitely a pyramid with a food addiction.
I'm not saying you're fat, but I heard the cookie jar is considering a restraining order against you.
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
Your parents must be twins.
Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
You're shallower than a dry seabed.
You better hope you marry rich.
I'm here to check your shorts.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
The best part of you is still running down your old mans leg.
Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face.
Two legged stool sample.
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
You're so fat, when you jump in the air, you get stuck!
When it comes to IQ, you lose some every time you use the bathroom.
