Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the fire alarm went off and it wasn't even plugged in.
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
Your parents must be twins.
Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
You're shallower than a dry seabed.
You better hope you marry rich.
I'm here to check your shorts.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
The best part of you is still running down your old mans leg.
Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face.
Two legged stool sample.
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
You're so fat, when you jump in the air, you get stuck!
When it comes to IQ, you lose some every time you use the bathroom.
Maybe we should take a break.
Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
When God made you, he was showing off
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
