Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
Hold on, I'll go find you a tampon.
We can still be friends.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived.
You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
Did it hurt? ... when you fell out of heaven?
Are you a terrorist? ... cause you're the bomb!
Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? - He was dying to get to the other side!!
Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights? - He's all bone & no muscle.
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left? Noah's Wife: Well, it is Christmas…
out standing in your field.
You've given me something to live for, REVENGE.
My parents are home, wanna come over?
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
