Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
With great penis, comes great responsibility
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (then ask them to join you.)
Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk!
Smash or pass? In tennis I'll do both.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
Hold on, I'll go find you a tampon.
We can still be friends.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived.
You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
Did it hurt? ... when you fell out of heaven?
Are you a terrorist? ... cause you're the bomb!
Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? - He was dying to get to the other side!!
Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights? - He's all bone & no muscle.
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left? Noah's Wife: Well, it is Christmas…
