Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has anulled the anthropoid ape species diversity.
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Your mom must have a really loud bark!
What is a video game characters favorite martial art? Hitboxing!
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
You've a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
You must be tired. Because you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
You're like cardio circuit, you get my heart racing.
You must have great cardio because you just ran away with my heart.
Wow girl, I know you're going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
