Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
You prefer three left turns to one right turn.
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
You came from nothing, and you brought it with you.
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
You know you're fat when no one has mentioned you're also ginger.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Where do you find reindeer? Depends where you left them
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach, and worms, and maggots...
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
You look like a trout, baby, and I want to catch you.
