Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You came from nothing, and you brought it with you.
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
You know you're fat when no one has mentioned you're also ginger.
Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Where do you find reindeer? Depends where you left them
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach, and worms, and maggots...
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
You look like a trout, baby, and I want to catch you.
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today
I really like your swimsuit.
I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight.
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.
