Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
Do you believe in love at first squat?
Do you come here often? Because you are fit.
If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set up a date.
Right now, I'm craving pizza, but I'm craving you more.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
Which commandment do you want to break?
My Mom says I'm the best kisser she's ever known.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
I couldn't help noticing you're drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
Go apologize to your mother for not being a stillborn.
With great penis, comes great responsibility
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (then ask them to join you.)
Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk!
