Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The statistician attended the dance stag. He didn't have any data.
An avionics warning is a flier alarm.
My brother told me that serpentine is what you use to get paint off a boa constrictor.
A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad.
The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I'll be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.
Can I pinch hit on you?
I wield a big stick for a living.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.
There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.
Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective? Because I can see myself in your pants.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
Have you been running because your hair is sweaty.
All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.
Are you a volleyball? Because I'd dive for you anytime.
