Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You are the full Moon and I am the Star.
I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
I can bend it better than beckham.
May I put my balls in your basket?
Are you a top spin? Cause you got me hitting the floor.
The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Yes I drink blood. You wouldn't happen to be menstruating now, would you?
Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
You grow on people, like a wart!
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
Your brain must be made out of rocking horse shit.
Where did the goblin throw the football? - Over the ghoul line.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? - A toasty ghosty.
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation.
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? - Scream or sugar!
