Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
I like you how I like the Sumatran Tiger. Saved!
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple
You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Ouch. You stepped on my foot. I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.
I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
I'm not bragging or anything but, I'm Merman.
Your skin is burning like my heart.
Damn girl! You look extra fine with that glowing tan.
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
