Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Why do skeletons drink milk? - To help their bones!
What's a skeletons favorite part of the house? - the living room
What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween? - Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? O Tanning Palms!
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season's Bleatings!
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas party? It was a moth ball
What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents? Santa pause
What do you call it when Cris Kringle claps his hands? Santapplause
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles
Wanna go for a bite? (Vampire)
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Tricks aren't really my thing. But you're sure a treat.
I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
I was going to go as a ghost but you'll get to see my sheets later.
Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
High, I'm Will, God's will!
I'd marry Leah if it meant I'd also get to marry you.
Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
