Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
You have really nice forearms.
Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?
Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.
If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?
If I was a wall would you climb me all night?
My portaledge sleeps two, you know.
Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?
Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?
My farmers tan is all over my body.
I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it.
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
Where's the bin? Dad: I haven't been anywhere!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
