Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Girl, I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Didn't I go to your funeral?
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
I think we could make beautiful wine together.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
You have a face that could make a blind person regain their sight, only to gouge their own eyes out in horror.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bombshell that nobody wants around.
You must be a transformer because you're transforming my day into something special.
Are you a sterile environment? Because you've eliminated all my doubts.
The sound of your urine hitting the urinal sounds feminine.
So would you like to make 4 babies with me?
I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.
So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
You you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
