Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I 'd like to chop your legs off.
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are as pretty as a Green card.
Did it hurt, when you fell off your horse?
Girl, I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
