Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee... and less drippy.
Has anyone ever told you've got beautiful fries?
Are you Little Caesars because you look hot and ready.
Will you be the burger to my smash?
You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.
You're an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.
If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.
Can I kiss your Mezuzah?
I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
Don't play with my mind, play with my boobs.
So do you have an oral or an fixation?
I enjoy long walks to the MEG scanner and one-on-one time with a participant in the Eyetracker.
I think I'm schizophrenic, because baby I'm delusional about you.
