Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
You're the capitol of every nation in my eyes! Except Djibouti. The capitol of Djibouti is also Djibouti.
Girl, you're more perfect that a McLaren MP4-12C.
Want to charge up with me?
You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!
I have an oral argument for you.
I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.
If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart.
Did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?
I got your mountain right here.
You'd sure look good in my milking boots.
I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.
I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.
I was studying in an apiary class. This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam.
The statistician attended the dance stag. He didn't have any data.
An avionics warning is a flier alarm.
My brother told me that serpentine is what you use to get paint off a boa constrictor.
A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad.
The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.
