Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
Where's the bin? Dad: I haven't been anywhere!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.
The overweight painter could not lose weight despite years of exposure to thinners.
The former Dallas running back told me the most amazing story. It was Emmit's myth.
A locksmith is a key employee.
The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it.
I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
Would a Mormon working for the Postal Service be a Letter Day Saint?
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
The Junior NCO had sore wrists. The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome.
Why was Farmer Brown angry? Someone got his goat.
Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'.
What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.
When Jesus entered Jerusalem, people waved palm branches because they were being frondly.
