Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened.
When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol, there was not a dry aye in the house.
Hey Girl! Let's mate like rabbits.
Come over to my place and I'll show you me Lucky Charms.
I have one Irish friend. Other than that... kiss me.
Can I do your systems analysis?
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.
My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.
You and I must have same natural frequency cause we resonate together!
You must be tired, because you've been running through the Internet all day.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Let's play soccer. You can be the goalie and I'll try to score with my Jabulani balls!
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
