Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Girl, you're finer than my ground pepper!
I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the sexual implications.
I can do amazing things to your tongue.
Girl, you're so fine I could sift flour with you.
I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.
I'd like to casserole you. That's done slowly for about four hours.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
Wanna lick my beater?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Are you a frito cause your really corny.
I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.
Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot.
You are the glaze to my donut.
You're like an appetizer, cause you always come first.
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
Girl, I know you want this tip.
Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
