Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby is that my name tattooed on your back?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar?
Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.
Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?
Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?
Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.
Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.
If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.
I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.
The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.
That saree looks very nice on you. It would look even better off of you.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
