Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Aye thickazz a suh you body big like dough, you cya mek mi spread you out inna mi bed!
Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.
I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
I like that you don't shave...
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint.
How about we go back to your place and cause some global warming?
Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?
The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
Hey. I like your new-old shoes.
You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.
Can I feed you blood?
Go out with me or I'll kill us both!
Are you a professional dominatrix?
Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Hey baby... I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
