Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
Mi lost mi numba mi can get urs?
Yuh ave wan nice Colgate smile deh
Jah know, baby, mi woulda deh wid yuh enuh
Aye thickazz a suh you body big like dough, you cya mek mi spread you out inna mi bed!
Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.
I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
I like that you don't shave...
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint.
How about we go back to your place and cause some global warming?
Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?
The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
Hey. I like your new-old shoes.
You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.
