Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
You want to dip your chips into my salsa?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already
I wanna make you scream.
You make me want to be a better tither.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Girl I'm an Electrician, I can turn your lights on.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!
I'm a good ball handler, what about you?
Why go to the gym when you could be getting a work out at my place?
I wanna get your heart rate going.
Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
