Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?
Who was the most famous French skeleton? - Napoleon bone-apart
Which building does Dracula visit in New York? - The Vampire State Building.
I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (Delivery Guy)
Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Police)
I'm a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.
Will you be my Valentine? I can wait.
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Do you smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
Lane lines can't keep us apart.
Hey, climb here often?
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
