Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I can name something that's longer than Confederation Bridge.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Come here often, because you smell fishy?
Can I stick my rudder in your stern?
Toi-let me be your valentine?
Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?
Who was the most famous French skeleton? - Napoleon bone-apart
Which building does Dracula visit in New York? - The Vampire State Building.
I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (Delivery Guy)
Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Police)
I'm a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.
Will you be my Valentine? I can wait.
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Do you smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
