Insults - Part 285

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Describe the type of insults you want:

Was your daddy a thief? I'm not. I'm a serial killer.

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Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

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I liverspotted you from across the bar?

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We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.

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I'll get your tides flowing.

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I love you more than my mom loves CÃ©line Dion.

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Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

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Jamaican me feel good so come on now and let us just do things only the two of us can, babe.

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Yeah I own my home; it's on the back of my truck.

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Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!

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I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.

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You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!

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No, no, no... what's your REAL name?

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You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

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Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.

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You're a Major part of my life. Without you, I'd B flat.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard?

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I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

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When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!

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Show me some catnip.

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