Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Those clothes look nice on you. They'd look even nicer flat-packed in a Dragon and being delivered to you on the ISS.
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!
Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.
My parents don't live on the same acreage.
Why don't you come to my farm and check out my high tunnel?
I stole someone else's idea for a stage drama. Am I a playgiarist?
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.
Are you pizza because I want a piece of you.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
They told me that I'd feel the spirit at church, not that I'd see an angel!
I just got off my mission and I'm looking for my next companion.
You look familiar; didn't I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?
Let's make music on my sheets.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Do you play defense? Because whenever I'm around you, I can't seem to score.
Are you a seashell? Because I can't help but pick you up and keep you close.
Are you a level? Because everything feels perfectly balanced when you're around.
