Insults - Part 287

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.

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You're stupid because you're blonde.

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Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.

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My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.

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Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.

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You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!

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Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans

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I want to go up and down all your scales.

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So I heard you from across the gym. Do you make that noise for everything?

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Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

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I have a precedent that is long and deep.

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There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!

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Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

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Can you teach me to fish? Because I want to spend all my time with you.

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They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away

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Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

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Excuse me, you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?

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Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.

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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!

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