Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I've seen roadkill that's more appealing than your sorry excuse for a face, you monstrosity.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you've caught me off guard.
Hey chef, can I be your taste tester for the night?
Your cooking skills are impressive, but what really sets you apart is your ability to make my heart skip a beat.
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
You're like a perfectly sealed joint—everything just fits.
You're like my favorite fitting—impossible to live without.
You must be an accountant because I've put you on my payroll.
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Roses are red and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse and i'm Doctor Who!! See Doctor Who pick up lines
Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You're the protien to my shake.
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You... complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You're like the gluten in my communion bread.
