Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey, climb here often?
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
The tap dancer's routine ran hot and cold.
Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.
When the knight logged onto his computer there was the message, 'You got mail.' It was a chain letter.
When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.
Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.
You lane or mine?
I'm tired of the singles action—how about we play some doubles?
