Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The tap dancer's routine ran hot and cold.
Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.
When the knight logged onto his computer there was the message, 'You got mail.' It was a chain letter.
When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.
Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.
You lane or mine?
I'm tired of the singles action—how about we play some doubles?
My spandex aren't the only thing that's tight.
Are you a volleyball? Cause I'd get my hands all over you any day.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Are you from Brazil because you look like you'd be good off your back.
Your love is like a cage. I can't escape it.
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
