Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a volleyball? Cause I'd get my hands all over you any day.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Are you from Brazil because you look like you'd be good off your back.
Your love is like a cage. I can't escape it.
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? ‘Because I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Your food is making my mouth wet.
Want to learn how to truss with me?
I like your melons, can I taste them?
You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.
Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.
I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.
Girl, let's go invisible.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. But I is already in the middle of something with A, D and S, so I guess it wouldn't work.
I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity
