Insults - Part 284

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

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Can you teach me to fish? Because I want to spend all my time with you.

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They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away

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Excuse me, you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?

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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!

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I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.

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If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?

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If you can't make good morning coffee, its ok cause I got you as my morning coffee.

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Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

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Baby, you look like the boyfriend I never want to have...

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Go out with me and you won't be sari.

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My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.

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I'd like to finger your fret board.

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Got any sweater vests that need mending?

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You can blow my org any day

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Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

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Are you chlorine? Because I wanna smell like you.

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I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.

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