Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Let's make music on my sheets.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Do you play defense? Because whenever I'm around you, I can't seem to score.
Are you a seashell? Because I can't help but pick you up and keep you close.
Are you a level? Because everything feels perfectly balanced when you're around.
You're stupid because you're blonde.
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.
I have a precedent that is long and deep.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
So I heard you from across the gym. Do you make that noise for everything?
Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.
I want to go up and down all your scales.
Can you teach me to fish? Because I want to spend all my time with you.
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.
