Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're stupid because you're blonde.
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.
I have a precedent that is long and deep.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
Is that your boyfriend? Because that'd throw a real wrench in my plans
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
So I heard you from across the gym. Do you make that noise for everything?
Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.
I want to go up and down all your scales.
Can you teach me to fish? Because I want to spend all my time with you.
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.
I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!
Excuse me, you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?
If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?
