Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If you can't make good morning coffee, its ok cause I got you as my morning coffee.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Baby, you look like the boyfriend I never want to have...
Go out with me and you won't be sari.
I'd like to finger your fret board.
Got any sweater vests that need mending?
You can blow my org any day
Are you chlorine? Because I wanna smell like you.
I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.
