Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.
When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.
Im gonna make you go up an octave.
I'll let you be the dominant.
Don't worry, I play oboe. I can handle double the wood.
How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.
May I taste the wine from your lips?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but aren't you extremely fugly?
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
I came here looking for a little tail.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Will you be my meow?
Just call me Puss in Boots
How you feline? Because you're purrfect, I'm not kitten!
