Insults - Part 275

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You’re like a Michelin star chef, but even better.

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I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.

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Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.

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Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.

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You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.

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Girl, I know you want this tip.

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Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.

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I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...

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Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

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I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

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Where did the goblin throw the football? - Over the ghoul line.

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I'm not bragging or anything but, I'm Merman.

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Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.

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If you liked the tip, come by later and I'll give you the full thing.

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Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.

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The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.

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Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.

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Do you mind if I push in your stool?

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Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.

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