Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.
That saree looks very nice on you. It would look even better off of you.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
I've been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don't have yours.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Don't I know you from the pre-existence?
If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
So, read any good Surahs lately?
Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.
