Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I love it when you wear your yoga pants all day.
I will walk across your bridge.
You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.
Are those Vale Tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?
I hope our love is like a GSP fight. It never ends.
Been thinking about you a latte.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.
I want to give you olive my love.
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
I'll give you a reason to try milk again.
Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love travel how about you?
I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.
Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?
