Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.
I only drool when I'm standing upright.
My blade's not the only thing made of steel.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Well if I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?
Wanna do some cross training?
I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.
Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!
I never have a false start.
Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.
I'll call every ball out so we can stay in love.
You got my heart racing like a thermogenic.
Do you have your workout name? Mine is Master Blaster!
Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake?
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
How'd you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?
