Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're like a perfect day on the job—everything feels right with you around.
Are you a pipe burst? Because you've flooded me with feelings.
You must be a plumbing blueprint, because everything makes sense when I'm with you.
Are you a service call? Because I'd drop everything to be there for you.
You're like a weekend shift—tough to handle but completely worth it.
Are you my next project? Because I'd put in all the work for you.
You must be a plumbing van, because you carry all my dreams.
Are you a drain cleaner? Because you've cleared up all my doubts.
You're like a maintenance schedule—something I always look forward to.
Are you a work order? Because you're at the top of my list.
You must be my favorite client, because I'd always prioritize you.
Are you a plumber's apprentice? Because you've mastered my heart already.
Are you a backflow preventer? Because you keep all my feelings moving forward.
You must be a sump pump, because you've drained all my fears.
Are you a grease trap? Because you've caught all the mess in my heart.
You're like a perfectly designed plumbing system—flawless in every way.
Are you a septic tank? Because you handle all my crap with grace.
You must be a utility sink, because you're everything I need.
Are you a water main? Because you're the source of everything good in my life.
You must be a water heater, because you've warmed my heart.
