Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a patient's smile? Because you've made my whole day better.
You're like a clean bill of health—rare and worth celebrating.
Are you a hospital discharge? Because you've freed me from my loneliness.
You must be a healthcare system, because you've got everything I need.
You're like perfect lab results—beautiful and highly sought after.
You must be a PVC pipe, because you're flexible and perfect for my life.
Are you a drainpipe? Because I'm falling straight down for you.
Are you copper piping? Because you're worth more than gold.
My feelings for you flow as smoothly as water through a new pipe.
Are you a T-joint? Because you're the missing piece in my life.
You must be pipe tape, because you're keeping me together.
I don't need a pipe wrench to tighten the connection between us.
Are you a pipe cutter? Because you've cut straight into my heart.
You must be my waterline, because I can't function without you.
Are you a pipe snake? Because you've cleared the blockages in my heart.
You're the kind of pipe I'd never replace.
Are you PEX piping? Because you're durable, flexible, and perfect for me.
My love for you flows stronger than a high-pressure pipe.
Are you pipe insulation? Because you keep me warm even on cold nights.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
