Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a prescription? Because you're exactly what I needed today.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Are you a scalpel? Because you've got me feeling cut open and exposed.
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
You're like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you've just diagnosed me with a serious crush.
You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
You must be a general practitioner, because you're good at everything.
Are you a waiting room? Because I'd spend hours just being near you.
You must be a diagnosis, because you've got me feeling something I've never felt before.
Are you scrubbing in? Because you're about to clean up this mess I call a life.
You must have the best bedside manner, because I can't stop thinking about you.
Are you a referral? Because you're exactly who I've been looking for.
You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
You must be my primary care provider, because you've become my top priority.
