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Pick Up Lines for Catholics - Part 1





The Best Catholic Pick Up Lines

Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?
Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Want to join me on the threshing floor?
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Do you pray the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.
Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?
I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.
I totally predicted David over Goliath.
Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.
7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.
I always wanted a Josephite marriage...until I met you.
My parish or yours?
With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.
Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.
If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.
You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Said to a fella.)
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?
You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a.
How important is having a big family too you?
Here's a red rose. I think St. Therese of Lisieux wanted you to have it.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.

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Would you like to be the Zelie to my Louis and reach sainthood together?
St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.
Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.